[PCJuli]

I'm looking and looking and finally find everyone...where? IN THE TOILET!!

I go off to the hospital for a week and find I have missed parties and newcomers and jokes and songs and heaven knows what else!

So HI EVERYONE, new and old. I gotta tell ya, the graphics are stunninger and stunninger. (stole that from Lewis Carroll's curiouser and curiouser).
Love the toilets and the aliens (Marvin, you rock) and all the sparkly stuff.

Okanog, you may not leave. That's an order from the almost-oldest forum participant (I hear seconds from LuBoo). What will we do for fun when we tire of telling each other how wonderful we are? I'm not great with food and flowers but I LOVE The Song Game! We need you darlin'!!

[SandiW]

Well, well...I miss a few days and the crowd control cops have joined the crowd!! How did the toilet get in the front yard?? And the bathtub filled with gin??

[elcelcpa]

Attention all Members:
We are currently trying to raise a large amount of cash for bail money.

Those few who were caught swinging from the chandeliers and could not run fast enough to get away from the police....
well, no amount of sweet-talking on my part to the Chief of Police could get them out of jail.
The list of damages to this fine hotel is extensive.
Whoever filled the Jacuzzi with the entire box of Mr. Bubbles needs to fess up.
Any suggestions for the fund raiser? or should we just let em sit in the pokey a few more days to see if they've learned their lesson.
Thank goodness LuBoo escaped with her motorized wheels otherwise we would have to cancel the meeting completely.

Later, The Prez El Cid

[gotgrace2]

Oh, oh, oh, I have an idea!! How about we sell pickles-on-a-stick, like the one in Petunia's garden?!! Or perhaps Marvin could give people rides in his flying saucer......I know a lot of kids and guys ( redundant, sorry!) would just love that I have another idea too, but Grandmere would never allow it

[elcelcpa]

Queenest of Meres:

This question comes from several members at large:
Would you be willing to set up your kissing booth like the one you did last year?
When you set up that pretty little booth and posted that sign

Kisses $1.00 last year,

I believe we raised well over $200.00. That was a pretty good profit minus all the lipstick expenses.
Could we raise the cost to $2.00 per kiss this year? We may be able to post bail yet if we have a good turn out.
I recommend limiting the the number of kisses per person to five. That way the line won't be so long.

Let our club know if you are able to pucker up for the team this year.

El Cee

[FriscoGirl]

FAIRY GIRL

I will be on sabbatical for 2 weeks - mostly without internet access.

Accordingly, I appoint you ACTING Grand-Master Chef and regional Director of the East Coast.

Please keep Sir JinDog happier than I have.

Apologies yet again Sir JinDog.

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[Jindog]

No not the punk jacket. I never even wore it once. Please, Oh nooooooooo.....

[FriscoGirl]

How about the kilt??

[mamavan]

Alright, I do have a few hundred of these I will part with... DANG! But for a Good cause --- alrighty!


But Miss Frisco Dear-
I do believe that if you're referring to leaving us for your glorious beach vacation - You have graciously invited us all to visit you in prior posts! We've booked the jets, surfboards, skateboards, and spaceships! You can't get away from us now!

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[elcelcpa]

Everyone!! Everyone!! Fan-tab-ulous job so far on the yard sale and fundraiser.

I have received phone calls all day from our fellow jailed members. They each took turns with their daily alloted phone calls
and are all pretty desperate to get out of the slammer.
Something about not liking their orange jumpsuits or the bracelets they make them wear.
They are also not allowed computers or access to GDG while incarcerated. HORRORS!!

We need a few more high selling items or entertainment before we can pull this off.
Subzy, Thank you for all your contributions! Fantastic.
Petunia, We may need some more of your flowers and rainbows and pickles.
Marvin, Where are you and what are you contributing besides alcohol?
LuBoo, Have you SEEN THE LINE OF PEOPLE THAT IS FORMING for your booth alone???????
MamaV, are there enough of those polish pleasures to feed about 600 people?
Frisky, Send all the fancy chocolates before you pack.
Juli, We are just thrilled to have you back. Bring those black-market Cuban cigars with you. We may smoke them instead of sell them.
Sandi, Three words: Cakes, cakes, and more cakes.
Gracie, Fairygirl, Hilarious, Tuscon, GrayLady, and everyone else: Sign Up Now!!
Jindog: Well. What can I say? Get off your throne and come hang out with your peeps for a while.

Over and out for now, El Prez

[LuBoo]

FELLOW MEMBERS, I MUST SAY THAT ALTHOUGH THE KISSING BOOTH WAS QUITE A HIT LAST YEAR IT JUST DOESN'T PAY TO OVERDO THE SAME THEME. I HUMBLY SUGGEST THE FOLLOWING:

MAMAVAN MUST SELL HER FAMOUS PIEROGIS WEARING A BIKINI UNDER HER APRON OF COURSE.
ELCID AND THE BIG BAD DAWGIE MUST DO THEIR OWN VERSION OF OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN AND JOHN TRAVOLTA IN GREASE, FOR A SLIGHT CHARGE, OF COURSE.
SUBZY, YOU SHOULD DRESS LIKE A VICTORIAN LADY AND SING THE OLD SONG "CASEY WOULD WALTZ WITH THE STRAWBERRY BLONDE WHILE THE BAND PLAYED ON". THIS WILL DRAW THE CLASSY CROWD AND THEY MOST CERTAINLY WILL BE WILLING TO PAY TO SEE SUCH A CHARMING LADY.
GRACIE & FRISKY, YOU TWO WILL DO THE ABSOLUTELY BEST EVER FLAPPER DANCE SEEN IN MODERN HISTORY. YOU WILL BE DRESSED IN IDENTICAL COSTUMES WEARING HEAD BANDS WITH A LOT OF SEQUINS ON THEM. BE SURE TO PRACTICE. (IF FRISKY IS STILL ON VACATION THEN GRACIE YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN DARLIN).

MARVIN IS IN CHARGE OF PUBLICITY, DO TRY TO KEEP IT REGAL! WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE CARDBOARD SIGNS TACKED TO A TELEPHNE POLE, PLEASE.

NOW MISS PETUNIA WILL ACT AS MC AND DO THE WARM UP FOR EACH
ACT.
SANDIW AND JULI WILL BE IN CHARGE OF CROWD CONTROL.

NOW I WILL NEED A RED CARPET FOR MY GRAND ENTRANCE.

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MOST ELABORATE AND CLASSY GARAGE SALE EVER.
(BTW WHOSE GARAGE ARE WE SELLING?)