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Jindog



Joined: 20 May 2009
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:53 pm    Post subject: OVERHEARD IN THE CHECKOUT LINE OR..... Reply with quote

I thought it would be fun to start a topic about all the silly things one hears while in a checkout line at the grocery store or just about anywhere. Those little bits of conversation that we hear, but not in the full context, that make no sense, the one's that make you go: HUH?
Please try to limit it to the quotes heard and not the whole scene. So here is the first one from me.

"When you deal with a woman, all you get is the weather."
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PETUNIA77



Joined: 18 Mar 2009
Posts: 1408

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:21 pm    Post subject: OVERHEARD IN THE CHECKOUT LINE OR..... Reply with quote

JIN,

THIS WILL BE A GREAT THREAD! Very Happy

I HAVE NOT BEEN OUT MUCH LATELY SO I WILL HAVE TO CONTRIBUTE AT A LATER TIME. LOL!!!
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LuBoo



Joined: 01 Jul 2009
Posts: 834

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!

FIRST LADY: DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED AT K-MART?

SECOND LADY: YES! WASN'T THAT AWFUL - I HEARD..................


AND AWAY THEY WENT
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elcelcpa



Joined: 19 Jun 2006
Posts: 1169

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Overheard in a clinic waiting room:

Lady to Man: "Gee, I Hope she doesn't tell you it's some sort of flesh-eating bacteria."

Man: "I hope not; I have to be back at work in an hour."

Cool


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Jindog



Joined: 20 May 2009
Posts: 2210

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

At a store tonight as I wondered about.

LADY 1: "Johnny will love it."
LADY 2: "What?"
LADY 1: "The game I am buying him for Christmas."
LADY 2: "Which game is it, maybe (my son?) Kevin will like it."
LADY 1: "I don't remember, it's just a game, but he will love it."
LADY 2: "Oh!!!!!"


Badda-boom. Talk about witnessing the 'idea' light-bulb bursting in mid-aisle. So it goes.
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neener1



Joined: 26 Dec 2006
Posts: 118

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mad DARNED-TERM MEMORY, I'm so forgetful anymore, I know I've heard some doozies that would fit perfectly in this thread...BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER THEM TO SAVE MY LIFE. And I never thought I would be using that phrase, but there it is, and it is so true. I will try to remember some of them, not sure how much luck I'll have.... Embarassed
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neener1



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Embarassed That should read SHORT-TERM MEMORY, my bad.
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elcelcpa



Joined: 19 Jun 2006
Posts: 1169

PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

long term/short term/dang term... it's all good, neener! lol...

Overheard at the base of a flight of stairs:

woman's voice 1: "You got your hands full, don't you?"

woman's voice 2: "Yes. Locked and loaded."

me thinking: "whhhaaaaat????!!!"

maybe I misheard? Rolling Eyes
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Jindog



Joined: 20 May 2009
Posts: 2210

PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At my coffeehouse this evening before a private knitting group event intending to make Christmas balls was to start.

"She doesn't know how to make rum balls. She's sooo out of the knitting group now."
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