[LuBoo]

ELCEE HOPE YOU HAVE A SAFE TRIP AND FUN ONE.

I TRULY REGRET THAT YOUR SWEET PLEA FOR Y0UR FRIEND HAS TURNED INTO SUCH A FIASCO, WITH THE "BOYS". BUT WITH YOUR HELP PERHAPS WE WILL BE ABLE TO KEEP THEM IN LINE. SIGH, SIGH!

YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES - BOYS WILL BE BOYS!!! BUT LUBOO IS ON THE JOB!

TAKE CARE - LUBOO

[PCJuli]

NEVER FEAR LUBOO, HELP IS AT HAND. I DON'T HAVE MY WHEELCHAIR YET, BUT I DO HAVE A 1250 POUND BUCKSKIN QUARTER HORSE MARE IN MY BACKYARD WHO LOVES ME (AND CARROTS) AND HATES MY ENEMIES!
I'LL GET ONE OF THOSE STAFF THINGIES THAT THE KNIGHTS USED AND BE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU IF A CHARGE IS NECESSARY.

AND, YOU TWO ALIEN SCALLYWAGS, REMEMBER THE OLD PROVERB:

OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL EVERY TIME!!

[elcelcpa]

After reading the above 2 posts from LuBoo and PCJuli,
I think a couple of aliens need to re-think their strategy...

[stangs]

:roll:OLD AGE MAYBE BUT THEACHERY HAHAHAHA NEVER AND AS FAR AS HORSES GO I HAVE BEEN ON AND AROUND THEM ALL MY 300 YEAR HERE ON EARTH AND RATTLESNAKE DAMM GOOD PETS YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK A LOT HARDER AT THIS RAT S ARE GOOD TO EAT WORM MMMMMMMM SPIDER LOVE THEM GOT TWO OF THEM KEEP TRY LITTLE GIRLS MAYBE SOME DAY BUT NOT NOW IS THAT A MOUSE AT YOUR FEET BOOOOOOOO

[Jindog]

After mind-melding with the wheelchair aliens and talking to Mr. Ed about what he feels about someone putting some metal in his mouth and pulling on it with strings, I think there is some nebulous plot afoot by some conspiracy-minded gamers and possible INS agents as well.

Stangs, new coordinates are being transmitted now, Mark 88420--'+%#@!ooasalot--=thespp===behind the Wall Mart88430about3:30AM!

Nanu Nanu

[stangs]

NANU NANU O GREAT AND WISE JINDOG I HAVE INFORMATION ON THE 1/2 VUCLAN CALLED LUBOO SHE HAS BEEN MARRIED TWICE HER FIRST HUSBAND DIED NOT LONG AFTER THE HONEYMOON HIS NAME WAS L (.BONES) Mc Coy. HER HUSBAND THAT SHE IS MARRIED TO NOW IS RET. ADM JAMES T KIRK .I WILL KEEP DIGGING FOR MORE AS FAR AS THE TWO PC JULI AND ELCELCPA I DON`T FEEL THAT ARE MUCH A PROBLEM AT THIS TIME BUT WILL KEEP ALL MY EYES AND SPY OUT FOR THEM WILL MEET YOU AT THE COORINATES LISTED RATTLESNAKE OF ALL THE PRESCHOOL JOKE HAHAHAHA.

may the power be with you o great and very wise JINDOG NANU NANU
THIS JUST IN IT TURN OUT THAT PCJuli IS A I. N. S AGENT THIS FROM
M. I. B AGENT J ......

[Jindog]

Stangs, the Mr. Ed alien has informed me that he would repair his starcruiser if at all possible, but the devices that were attached to his feet (humans call them "horse shoes") has turned him into an obedient and mindless zombie. Thanks for the updates.
Will see you at the agreed to coordinates.

Live long and prosper!

[stangs]

Groot groet of jindog ek hoop jy kry herdie meassage .Gaan na die kaart cooridantes O U 8 1 2 . die meisie nie sa kry hierdie een wat ek hoop mag die krag word saam met jou

[LuBoo]

MY DEAR FRIEND PC JULIE: WHAT A LOVELY AND CHARMING FRIEND YOU ARE TO SO GRACIOUSLY OFFER YOUR HELP. AND INDEED I SHALL ACCEPT IT WITH HUMBLE THANKS. AS YOU DID AND I AM NOW DOING I AM USING ENGLISH AND NOT RESORTING TO THAT SILLY GIBBERISH THE HARDY BOYS ARE USING. ISN'T IT A RIOT THAT THEY FEEL THEY MUST RESORT TO SUCH SILLINESS JUST TO TRY AND IMPRESS WE MORE INTELLIGENT BEINGS? AS WE BOTH KNOW OUR CREATOR TOOK ONE LOOK AT ADAM AND SAID "OH MY WHAT IS THIS THAT I HAVE CREATED?" IMMEDIATELY WORK WAS BEGUN ON THE MORE PERFECT SPECIMEN AND WE ARE, LIKE EVE CERTAINLY THE NEW AND IMPROVED MODEL. OVER THE CENTURIES WE HAVE HAD TO DEAL WITH THE LIKES OF THESE TWO SCRAMBLED HEADS AND I AM CERTAIN WE SHALL ONCE AGAIN PREVAIL.

BUT I SHALL NOW LOWER MYSELF TO A LEVEL THAT THEY MAY UNDERSTAND.

WATCH IT BUSTERS WE ARE A FORCE THAT YOU WILL NEVER OVERCOME.
YOU CAN SPIT OUT YOUR COORDINATES AND THINK YOU ARE SAFE. HA!!
ONCE AGAIN I URGE YOU TO THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS!

OH AND BY THE WAY MY CURRENT SPOUSE IS JEAN-LUK PICARD - KIRK BECAME A BIT TEDIOUS.

LUBOO

[Jindog]

Stangs, the Luboo one is right, methinks. I believe they have a plot a foot or maybe a Bigfoot working for them. I have found evidence of this plot on this moving picture device link below. They know our needs and desires and possibly our coordinates as well. Observe for yourself. I think I will go to their starship and make peace or maybe get myself a ######

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDgxCa_iDxE

Ooo Mama! Boing, Boing, Boing, Boing. Ahhhhhh!!!

*This last post was not intended to be in good taste. Any resemblence to good taste was only a coincidence and was not meant to cause bodily harm or solve the economic diaspora of today. it is further proof that there needed to be electrical current before the light bulb could be invented.

[stangs]

[stangs]

budlight BAD RUN FROM THE LIGHT IT IS CR##PY BEER AND THOSE ALIAN ARE U L G Y....NOW TO THE MEAT OF THE MATTER THE EVIL 1/2 VULCAN IS MARRIED TO THAT OLD BALD WHEELCHAIR BOUND JEAN LUC AND THERE IS THE PROBLEM ... GOT TO RUN SHE HAS SENT THOSE DAMM LAWERS AFTER ME MET ME AT THE FALLOWING MAP COORINATES BAMU ZIGGY TWO PUNK THEM.ALI ZED LEAD O MAMMA BY FIVEAT QUICK MART HOMER SIMPSONVILLE NANU NANU MORK RULES

[LuBoo]

STANGS, IT IS TOO BAD YOU DID NOT FOLLOW YOUR LEADER'S ADVICE AND COME TO MY STAR SHIP AS HE DID. IF YOU HAD YOU TOO MIGHT BE IN GOOD GRACES WITH ME AND MY CREW. BUT UNFORTUNATELY YOU ARE NOW NOT ONLY OUTNUMBERED BUT TOTALLY ALONE


WHAT A PITY, WHAT A SHAME AND WHAT A FOOLISH MISTAKE.


SEE YOU AROUND - HA! HA!

THE LUBOO

[stangs]

LUBOO YOU COULD HAVE HAD A BETTER BEER . BUD LIGHT IS A VERY POOR BEER AT BEST :roll:now if you had some good dark beers or a nice I P A or even an ENGLISH ALE but no you went with that no taste garbage beer. maybe you need to inprove your taste in beer and be a little nice to us as you put it the lower SPECIMEN.and trying to get me to come to you ship with those alians. I love my wife thank you very much .so you will have to work a little hard to get me as for jindog he made his choice and will have to live with it.... HAVE A NICE DAY THERE LUBOO AND JINDOG YOU WILL MAKE A NICE PAIR :! Ilike that word specimen it has the word men in it have a great day I know I am I`am still FREE