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LuBoo



Joined: 01 Jul 2009
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote




THANKS FOR THE SMILE - HE IS SOOO CUTE (REMINDS ME OF A FRIEND OF OURS!!)
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ConnieLea



Joined: 10 Dec 2008
Posts: 2624

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I AM SMILING,ACTUALLY CHUCKLED OUT LOUD ExclamationExclamation

Smile Laughing Smile Laughing Smile Laughing Smile Laughing Smile Laughing

HAPPY GAMING,Y'ALL Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation

Smile Laughing Smile Laughing Smile Laughing Smile Laughing Smile Laughing
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PCJuli



Joined: 20 Jul 2008
Posts: 504

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.

As it happened, he got away with this for some time. Eventually the local church decided to do a big restoration job on the outside of one of their biggest buildings. Smokey put in a bid; and because his price was so low, he got the job.

So he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up the planks, and buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with turpentine.

Well, Smokey was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, the sky opened, and the rain poured down, washing the thinned paint from all over the church and knocking Smokey clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.

Smokey was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got down on his knees and cried, "Oh, God, oh, God, forgive me. What should I do?"

And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke,
"Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

(moaning encouraged)
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ConnieLea



Joined: 10 Dec 2008
Posts: 2624

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(moaning encouraged)......

OHhhhhh,OHhhhhh,OHhhhhh
OHhhhhh,OHhhhhh,OHhhhhh MY GOODNESS...heh,heh,heh,heh...

heh,heh,heh,heh...OH MY...HA,HA,HA,HA... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing OH...OH...OH...OH... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


DID I DO GOOD Question Question



HAPPY TO YA Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation
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Darklight



Joined: 29 Feb 2012
Posts: 28

PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Knock, knock.
Who's There?
How did you know?

One day there was a boy riding a bicycle. Looked at a water chart and discovered there's no such thing as water cycles.

A man was on Hotmail Messenger and got flaming hot when he wasn't reciving mails.

A boy was walking home from school when a man turned up and said "Hey kid, I've got some candy in my van. Want some?"
The boy looked confused and replied "You've got some candy in your van?"
And added "You're saying you got my sister in your van?"

Another boy was sitting at a table and asked for some brie cheese.
His mum said "No darling, Brie isn't a cheese, she's our daughter."

There was a door who was very loney.
Until he was given a daughter.

There was a man all hiked up because he had lost his son.
He asked a woman about this and she replied,
"There's only one sun in this world,"
She said. Then added,
"You must be thinking of Star Wars."
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stangs



Joined: 25 Jun 2010
Posts: 469

PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation
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ConnieLea



Joined: 10 Dec 2008
Posts: 2624

PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

STANGS SAID:"A SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation "


OH MY GOODNESS,STANGS......
I HOPE IT'S MY CLUB......
AND IT'S A NAVY SEAL THAT WALKS IN Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation


Smile Smile Smile Smile Wink Wink Wink Wink Smile Smile Smile Smile
Razz Razz Razz Razz Wink Wink Wink Wink Razz Razz Razz Razz

OH MY,OH MY......OH MY GOODNESS Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation



HAPPY GAMING Y'ALL Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation
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Darklight



Joined: 29 Feb 2012
Posts: 28

PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 4:08 am    Post subject: Re: Reply with quote

stangs wrote:
A SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation


And he hits the club and shouts:

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
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