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LITTLE GRANNY0002
Joined: 05 Oct 2007 Posts: 907
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:44 pm Post subject: been trying |
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| ive been trying to find out what a petrified mushroom would be worth guess im not good at looking things up cant seem to find any info |
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elcelcpa
Joined: 19 Jun 2006 Posts: 1217
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:00 am Post subject: Re: been trying |
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| LITTLE GRANNY0002 wrote: | | ive been trying to find out what a petrified mushroom would be worth guess im not good at looking things up cant seem to find any info |
granny!! I did an exhaustive search for you... up most of the night... researching petrified mushrooms!!
Since seeing your post, I have teleconferenced, skyped, and sniped with leaders or members of the following groups:
Fossils Aficionados .com, Famous Fossil Hunters, Inc., Future Fossils of America, Fickle Fossil Finders-Keepers Association,
and finally, (my personal favorite) Fossil Lovers United Fiercely Forever (a.k.a F.L.U.F.F.)
Good News!! My research has lead me to your answer.... possibly.
Either,
A. You have a rare fossilized treasure worth a huge sum of money!
or....
B. You have an artifact, a funny looking rock, a mushroom shaped replica, or a fake fossil.
According to the F.L.U.F.F. group, [whom I now refer to as my 'FLUFFY FRIENDS' having made a number of new acquaintances during the skype-snipe sessions]
there are other possibilities that what you possess may be a :
C. putrefied mushroom ( the kind that are found way back in the dark corner of the fridge)
D. pretti-fied mushroom ( these have been all decorated to resemble the expensive ones, but are just plain-janes in disguise)
E. purified mushrooms (these have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a #2 mayonnaise jar under Funk and Wagnall's porch.)*
F. pesticide mushroom (will kill any bug within 10 yards)
G. pan-fried mushroom ( only kosher sea-salt and olive oil, please)
H. pissed-a-fied mushroom ( these are very angry mushrooms; back away slowly if you think you have one of these)
Regardless, you need to get your mushroom over to one of these groups or a museum curator
to see just exactly what you have!!
Good luck, granny! **
Regards, El Cee
* In memory of (and thanks to) Johnny Carson, as the Magnificent Carnac
**Claimer: The above post was written with all puns, musings, and play-on-words intended. Any resemblance to a real or fictitious group was strictly on purpose.
Not to be mistaken for factual findings or fanciful fossils for real. No fossils were harmed in the posting on this forum. Allow where prohibited. |
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stangs
Joined: 25 Jun 2010 Posts: 469
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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PCJuli
Joined: 20 Jul 2008 Posts: 457
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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I know about mushrooms that leave the eater somewhat petrified, but I've never seen a petrified mushroom.
Good research work ElCee.
Little Granny, get one of your grandkids to post a photo of this mushroom so we can figure it out!
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FriscoGirl
Joined: 01 Dec 2009 Posts: 1366
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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I have had a few forlorn forgotten mushrooms become "petrified" (or terrified) in the fridge. Placing them in warm water for a few hours seems to revive them. Do they need a Jacuzzi and massage??
Perhaps you can try that.
Otherwise it seems that turning organic matter into stone takes eons. We just did a tour of the petrified forest - turning those trees into stone takes way too long for any of our lifetimes. If you have discovered a short cut it could be worth MILLIONS. |
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johhnny
Joined: 13 Feb 2009 Posts: 73
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:38 am Post subject: |
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why not bring the mushroom to a museum for identification.i suspect its a magic mushroom u have.have a nibble on it and see what happens.  |
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